Just when I post an entry about how easy this pregnancy has been, I have a not-so-easy afternoon.

Really I'm sure I'll look back on this and laugh.

Kevin and I went to Burlington Coat Factory to chase down a rumor that their baby furniture is significantly cheaper (not true) and buy a plastic bin at Target for me to store some odds and ends as we finish up getting the house ready for the floor re finishers.

Well in an attempt to get me to eat protein, Kevin and I made a hop and skip over to The Ram. I was supposed to order a hamburger and share it with Kevin. But it was only 2:30 and while I had yet to eat lunch, I wasn't in the mood for a hamburger. So we ordered cheese sticks. I ate 1.5 and Kevin ate the rest.

Almost immediately I became tired and wanted to go home.

We get home and I had this pressing urge to run into the house. Where upon entering, I had an even more pressing urge to run into the bathroom.

But I didn't make it in time. Puking on the way there (in my mouth)... I puked all over the toilet seat (didn't stay in my mouth), then puked on the way to the sink. And then because my poor bladder was so full from all the Sprite I drank at the restaurant and weakened under the constant heaving... I peed myself.

Fun.

Now I get it, the 9 months of preparing for a baby, the momma-to-be loses control of her bodily functions and regresses to infant-hood.

I cleaned up what I could, showered and headed off to bed- leaving Kevin to finish up the job. Poor guy. Him and bleach have become buddies.

Turns out I clogged the drain so well and good that I backed up the plumbing into the walls (Kevin took it apart, vomit-goo and all)... so now we're in need of a plumber. More fun. Wonder if they give pregnant lady discounts. Kevin tells me its' okay, and it's fine, and don't worry about it honey. Wait until he gets the bill.

New house rules: chew my food better or puke in the toilet. Well I would've except that the toilet seat was DOWN.

New amended house rules: leave the toilet seat up AND chew my food better.

Kinda glad I didn't get the hamburger though, that would've been especially gross.